it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I want to make a zoo with you.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
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