When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Randomize
