respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
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Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
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I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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