just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
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