He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
Randomize
