i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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