Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
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