She's JV to your varsity
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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