I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
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we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
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Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
All I want is dick and wine.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
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