it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
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