This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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