I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
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It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
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Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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