just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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