im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
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