soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
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