I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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