marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
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I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
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The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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