You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
No I am not eating basil off your cock
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
Randomize
