i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
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dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
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I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
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just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
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