Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
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Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
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I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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