shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
