Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
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