How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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