I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
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FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
just found out that she named her cat after me.
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Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
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