The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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