I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
Randomize
