I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Randomize
