doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
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