We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
okay pat passed out under dana's car
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
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