Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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