Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
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Edward fifth and chaser hands
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
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I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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