girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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