I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
My Sexting was not on an AP level
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Randomize
