No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Shame - the story of my life.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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