I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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