People with herpes should wear stickers.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
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I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
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My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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