KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
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