Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
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