Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
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she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
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I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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