He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
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Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
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In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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