doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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