these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
so let's talk penis.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
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still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
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You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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