i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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