No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
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