He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Randomize
