Are you guys doing anything tonight?
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we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
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I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
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They have beer where we have blood.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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