Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
The ass gains better be worth it
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