YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
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I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
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A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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