I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
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Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
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I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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