Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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