We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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