There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
My feet surprised me
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