woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
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im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
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Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
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