id be glad to
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize
