Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
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I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
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You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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